This is where I tell you about the joys of being a paid subscriber on my ~venusfruittrap~ substack:
For $5/month, I will personally mail you a risograph-printed version of my monthly Substack post. It will be designed way cuter than any online blog can be designed (because also I don’t know HTML or code or whatever it is well enough or have the patience to learn to make it as cute as my riso mail can be), sometimes in the form of a colorful piece of paper folded like a brochure, sometimes a stapled zine and sometimes an 11 x 17 art print version of whatever I wrote that given month.
Honestly, it’s a fuckin deal. Riso prints and zines go for $15-$40 a pop. Imagine getting gorgeous mail that includes colorful art and ME complaining about stupid shit while attempting to sharpen my writing skills, delivered directly to your cute lil mailbox once a month.